You've heard of the 6 types of intelligence haven't you? You know, self understanding, social, verbal, mathematical/logical, spatial and physical intelligence. How come we don't have a list of the 6 types of stupidity? Call me caustic, but I think there are FAR more stupid people , none of you of course, in the world that intelligent.
Self understanding stupidity: 40 year old women who still wear the painted on pants they wore when they were 25. Did you know that people don't see the 25 year old you in your head, they actually see YOU?
Mathematical/logical stupidity: Cashiers who don't understand that giving them coins so that you in turn won't get back change, but instead a bill. It's not meant to be a tip! The same cashiers who freeze when the screen goes blank on their register and they actually have to COUNT your change! No can do.
Spatial: Isn't this one obvious? The dumb ass who can't park straight in the parking space, when there is only one spot left in a huge lot.
Verbal stupidity: saying "like" more than once in a spoken paragraph, especially when accompanied by "you know." Like, you know, when you, like, listen to a teenager like, talk. You know? I don't like it.
Physical stupidity: The guy who walks away from his friend in a crowded mall BACKWARDS, and then seems surprised when he slams into someone walking FORWARDS. Go figure.
I saved the best until last. Social stupidity.
People who don't realize there is a line, you are in it, and they are actually behind you. Tough concept, I know.
Apologizing, but ending it with "but." Either apologize or don't, but own it! Ever heard of no ifs, ands or buts?
The two guys who almost kill me so they can race to the light and be one car ahead of me. Take out your rulers and get it over with boys.
Girls who think that sticking their tongues in another girl's ear and actually posting it on FB. Eww.
People who STILL have the confederate flag on their truck. Seriously?
Okay, I'm going to stop. I doubt many people have made it this far into my post anyway. So what do you think? Share your experiences with stupidity. I mean like, you know.
Self understanding stupidity: 40 year old women who still wear the painted on pants they wore when they were 25. Did you know that people don't see the 25 year old you in your head, they actually see YOU?
Mathematical/logical stupidity: Cashiers who don't understand that giving them coins so that you in turn won't get back change, but instead a bill. It's not meant to be a tip! The same cashiers who freeze when the screen goes blank on their register and they actually have to COUNT your change! No can do.
Spatial: Isn't this one obvious? The dumb ass who can't park straight in the parking space, when there is only one spot left in a huge lot.
Verbal stupidity: saying "like" more than once in a spoken paragraph, especially when accompanied by "you know." Like, you know, when you, like, listen to a teenager like, talk. You know? I don't like it.
Physical stupidity: The guy who walks away from his friend in a crowded mall BACKWARDS, and then seems surprised when he slams into someone walking FORWARDS. Go figure.
I saved the best until last. Social stupidity.
People who don't realize there is a line, you are in it, and they are actually behind you. Tough concept, I know.
Apologizing, but ending it with "but." Either apologize or don't, but own it! Ever heard of no ifs, ands or buts?
The two guys who almost kill me so they can race to the light and be one car ahead of me. Take out your rulers and get it over with boys.
Girls who think that sticking their tongues in another girl's ear and actually posting it on FB. Eww.
People who STILL have the confederate flag on their truck. Seriously?
Okay, I'm going to stop. I doubt many people have made it this far into my post anyway. So what do you think? Share your experiences with stupidity. I mean like, you know.
